I was late getting up this morning. I can't believe that mum made her breakfast without opening my bedroom door. She knows that I enjoy a saucer of tea, and if I play my cards right, I can sneak up on the bed to watch GMTV. Not that there's ever a lot to amuse me. I much prefer 'Animal Planet', on Sky. Talking of the TV, I would love my mum to register us for the 'Dog Borstal' programme. I would show that Mic Martin a thing or two! Those dog's are all soft. I could have been a police dog you know! I actually passed the test when I was 11 months old. Mum and dad didn't want to give me up though, and I soon mended my way's.
Mum keeps saying that I'm going senile! Dad reckons its because I only hear what I want to hear! As if! Oh well, I can hear my mum calling me now. Time for work.
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